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Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe,
Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai.
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"DHAKKAA !"

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4 days ago

Court Me R@pe Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Tha.
Jis Ladki Ka Rape Hua Tha Vakeel Ne Us Se Pucha
Vakil: Behenji Kya Hua Tha?”
Ladki: Pehle Isne Mujhe Giraya”
Vakil: Fir Kya Hua Behenji?”
Ladki: Fir Blouse Fada”
Vakil: Fir Behenji?”
Ladki: Fir Pettikot Fada”
Vakil: Fir Behenji?”
Ladki: Fir Kya, Aapki Behn Ch*d Gayi

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1 week ago

Bus Accident
Man Crying :- Mera Hath Kat Gaya,
Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai.
Chintu :- Abey Chup Baith.
Udhar Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya,
Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..!!

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1 week ago

Girl: Sports Me Interest Hai?
Boy: Haan
Girl: Cricket?
Boy: Haan
Girl: Football
Boy: Haan
Girl: Waise Karte Kya Ho?
Boy: Satta Khelta Hoon.:d:d

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1 week ago

2008-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में लौंग है ??


2010-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक है ??

2013-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक और निम्बू है ??

2016-
क्या आपके toothpaste
में नमक, निम्बू, चाट मसाला
है ??
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2018-
Colgate dal fry special,

Colgate butter masala,

Colgate lemon tea flavor,

Colgate mix veg,

Colgate Spicy....
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2021-
क्या आपके मुँह में
दांत हैं ??

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2 weeks ago
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