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Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Vating Mashin Dekhate Huye Bola,
"Jab Ham Chote The,
To Vajan Dekne Ke Liye 4 Aane Lagte The,
Jab Ki Ab 1 Rupaye Lagta Hai."
Beta Bola, "Papa, Tab Apka Vajan Bhi To Kam Tha."

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12 hours ago

Mummy- Chintu, Tum Bolte Samay,
Muh Me Chini Kyo Rakh Lete Ho?
Chintu- Kyoki Teacher Ne Kha Hai,
Ki Hamesha Mitha Bola Karo.

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13 hours ago

Papa - Sonu Tumne Sani Ko Patther Kyo Mara.
Sonu - Papa Pahla Patther To Sani Ne Hi Mara Tha,
Phir Woh Rone Laga.. Mujhe Laga Ki

Wah Pathher Wapas Mang Raha Hai.

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1 day ago

Teacher: "Kids,
What Does The Chicken Give You?"
Student: "Meat!
"Teacher: "Very Good!
Now What Does The Pig Give You?"
Student: "Bacon!
"Teacher: "Great!
And What Does The Fat Cow Give You?
"Student: "Homework!"

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3 weeks ago

Aaj Ka Subh Vichar.
.
.
Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice
Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos.
.
Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena
Muh Me Lena..

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3 weeks ago
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